That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You don't make any sense
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