Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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