he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Just pee around me
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
