please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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