i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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