actually, I'm a sock model
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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