question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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