im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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