what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
