Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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