Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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