He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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