Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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