She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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