I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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