Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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