I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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