Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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I need you to use more vowels.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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