Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Houston, we have a squirter
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
