Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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