I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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