I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
What a dumb baby whore.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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