I cockslap morals
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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