And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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