So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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