don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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