You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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