I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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