Fine. I'll sleep in my office
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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