I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He has the fingertips of a God
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