He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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