I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm sobbing to NWA
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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