my soul wont recognize me after tonight
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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