god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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