Cold hands, warm shart.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
