After last night, I could never be a politician.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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