Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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