My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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