this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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