Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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