so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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