she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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