Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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