Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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