So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
A bitchslap is in order.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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