how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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