he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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