left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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