we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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