Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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