he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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