So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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