i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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