Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So vagazzling was a success
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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