she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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