She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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