We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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