I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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